Friday 18 February 2011

Guido Fawkes and My Derrière

Those readers who follow me on twitter will know that Thursday morning I raged against Caroline Spelman. I raged against her and the printer and every tree-hugging hippy the world over! Of course after watching her answer Denis MacShane’s UQ I felt somewhat sorry for her. That lasted for a short few moments until I remembered how much money she was likely on and I promptly stopped caring. I would never cut it as a ‘bleeding heart liberal’.

I must hunt down Mr Fawkes and buy him a drink or two for linking to this humble little diary today. No doubt a few individuals have had their curiosity pipped as to which Member of Parliament I work for. What can I say about my boss? He’s a right wing, epicurean old bastard who hates Europe but delights in slapping me on the arse when I have my head in the filing cabinet. Between you and me dear readers, I don’t mind the arse slapping. I pinched his bum at last year’s ‘Real Ale’ reception as he was taking a swig and it almost came out of his nose. We have an odd working relationship.

EDIT - It has been pointed out to me that MacShane's UQ was in fact on Bahrain and not forests. An easy mistake to make! I must take the time to pay more attention to what our friends on the opposition benches are saying.

2 comments:

  1. Dear Felicity

    Can only assume from the similarities that you have been reading Molly Bennett's longstanding Mid-Wife Crisis blog about what appears to be her equally odd working relationship with her MP boss?

    I shall compare and contrast your new blog with hers in future, in the hope that this will ultimately provide a solution to the question as to whether Labour or Conservative MPs make the worse bosses.

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  2. I must say that I wasn't aware of Molly's blog but thanks for the tip, I'll give it a look.

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