Sunday, 13 February 2011

My Farm, My Rules

I made sure to send the new work experience lad a short email to lay down some ground rules before he starts tomorrow. It mainly consisted of the following: 
  1. The boss takes medication with lunch so pay no attention if he slurs or sways in the afternoon. 
  2. Don't throw away envelopes that come in the post. Money doesn't grow on trees.
  3. Always use envelopes referred to in rule 2. when sending internal post to Lib Dem Ministers or MPs.
  4. If I shout at you it is because I have just been shouted at.
  5. If I thow a pen or hit you with a ruler it is because you have not shown a sufficient level of fear at being shouted it.
  6. Never, ever question rule 1.
On Saturday I was called to the constituency to deal with a situation. Since some of you have been asking which constituency and by that I mean none of you, I thought I would post a photo.



  1. Was the constiuency issue cattle rustling? We had our first cattle rustling case at Surgery on Friday.

  2. Did the farmer turn up to the surgey with his prize cow? I hate it when they do that.